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i don’t text first unless ur bae or my drug dealer

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comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

Sage of the Six Paths (六道仙人)

(Source: rankyakus, via 0rochimaru)

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Sage of the Six Paths (六道仙人)

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yugiito:

his smile kills me

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yugiito:

his smile kills me

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(Source: geeklives, via ohjezebel)

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Anonymous:
what is "good pussy" serious question here

bootyscientist:

pussy that make u think about being a father

(Source: fuegoking, via metmartinez)

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